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The most awkwardly phrased headline ever?


I've been in Van Pelt for a long time, ostensibly working on the 15-page paper that I promised myself I would hand in tomorrow. Whoop, calendar check: today. That really is goddamn sucky because the parents are arriving on Saturday (check: tomorrow) and it would have made things a lot easier if I could have removed my hand from my ass on Monday and starting doing this shit. Now I probably can't even interview someone until next Monday and I'll have to waste loads of time that could've been spent with parents and family on writing this bullshit.


I really have nothing to do but moan.